Drinking fault finder
|A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
At a distressed city
|he following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...