Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Guy’s – Don’t Do This On A Date
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things...
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...