A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...