Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
Software Demo
Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User’s Group meeting, a company was...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?A. It took her a...
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when…
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the...