Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...
Humor about Irish Pubs
|(Setting the scene, Ballymun outside of Dublin has a reputation as a rough spot)...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...