Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
Real idiots of society!
Here are some people who should not be allowed to venture into society:Police in...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1)...