Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”