Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...