Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Coming out
A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.