The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
Chain Letter
Dear Sister,This letter was started by a woman in the hope of bringing relief...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
Quiz Show
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...