Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
What food best describes a man?
What food best describes a man? Jerky
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
Tuns of Puns! Part II
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from...