Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary....
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
Indiana Crazy Law
One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street...
Computer use of a blonde!
How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is...