Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
More Blonde Q and A’s
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!