Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!