Fur Fortune
Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
The World’s Worst Joke!
…’Well, it wasn’t that tragic. Soon after that, I started seeing another man who...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...