Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...