The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...
Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
Donkey Raffle
Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an...
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”