A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Because they squeak!
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Pessimist and a dog
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Casey McCarthy
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It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
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What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Gathering chickens
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