Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
The best bar in the world…
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.They are having a good...
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...