Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...