Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best One-Liners!
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A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring…
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.