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The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Great Thinkers of Our Time?
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Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical…
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts...