Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
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Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
The World’s Shortest Books
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Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...