Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
Pull Lever – End World!
A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...