Knock Knock Jokes 2
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Even more facts of life…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...