What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
3 pregnant women were waiting…
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...