Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Sleep Deprivation
In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the...