Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Pregnancy Advice…
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather...
A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the...
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...