spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
A Time of Weakness
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely....
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...