Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Some explaining…
The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...