Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
The bus crash.
Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to...
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...