How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde…
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work...