Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
Smart decision
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...