The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...