Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
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Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.