Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Jose can you see!
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.