God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
The Kid Who Knew too much .
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. “Mom, how come every...
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...