Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
Blonde Coyote
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!