Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...