Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
The tradition at weddings
|A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...