Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...