I can’t breathe without that
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In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
He just beetled off!
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Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
So in love
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed...