Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Eye sex
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
A Shaggy Bear Story
Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...