Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...