A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory…
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean, thinkabout it...
Park Registration Sheet Comments
Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:Trails...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.