Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...