Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...