Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Caught napping…try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....