Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
Why Jim Smith Lost His First LoveJim Smith wished to buy a present for...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!