5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Subjects for a date
|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
My feminine side
Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...